It’s no secret that I have a very twisted and sometimes very inappropriate sense of humor. I say a lot of off the wall crap at the very worst times. Half of the reason is because I lack a filter, the other half is because I don’t give a shit what other people think. Of course there is a middle ground in there somewhere which enables me to have a successful professional career. I stopped apologizing a long time ago for that part of who I am, unless I unintentionally hurt someone’s feelings… I’m not an asshole. I don’t make jokes at someone else’s expense because again, I’m not an…

Today sucks. I don’t really have one specific reason. Nothing is wrong, but nothing is really right either. I have nothing inspiring or insightful to say today so here is a recipe for the best lasagna you’ll ever have… It will take about 3 hours to prepare … First you… Just kidding, I’m not doing shit because today sucks. So far I’ve eaten 3 pieces of watermelon (that I think fell on the floor and then got stuck back in the refrigerator,) A strawberry Uncrustable (that was still mostly frozen because I didn’t care enough to wait for it to thaw,) and an ENTIRE bag of salt and vinegar chips.…

I’ve always been a little bit (or a lot) ‘different.’ I am quirky, clumsy and messy… so freaking messy. I blurt shit out like a 5 year old that can’t wait until it’s her turn to speak. I can’t send a text message in one shot. I can’t sit and type out the entire message because if I did, by the time I got to my point, I wouldn’t remember what the actual hell I was trying to say. So I rapid fire those bitches before I forget. I talk incredibly fast, for the very same reason. I have so much to say – my thoughts bounce around in my…

‘When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on’ ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt. Here’s the thing about grief… it fucking sucks. TIE A KNOT Watching someone you love die, sucks. TIE A KNOT Watching my kids try to be strong even when their hearts are breaking , sucks. TIE A KNOT Trying to move forward, when all I want, more than anything, is to go back, sucks. TIE A KNOT When you don’t want to live, but you don’t want to die TIE A KNOT Rock bottom has a basement. I know this because lately I’ve been living there. Maybe, ‘live’ is a dramatic…